BLAIR, NEBRASKA (2024 JANUARY 08, MONDAY) – Tracy Hineman, a top Blair commenter, posted this today on Facebook. We thought it deserved a wider audience. Pure comedy gold.
"FREE SNOW SHOVELING CLASS: This Monday - Tuesday, I will be holding a FREE snow shoveling class in my driveway. Come and join the class and learn about the proper ways to shovel. Reviewed techniques will include the scoop and throw method, the down and push method (AKA the plow technique), as well as the upside down scraping technique. Don't miss out on this amazing opportunity to enhance your snow lifting techniques without throwing your back out! I will provide the driveway to ensure your training is conducted in the most life-like situation. I only ask that you bring your own shovel (Ergonomic designs suggested). Spaces are limited and handled on a first come, first served basis. PM for address!"
If you know of a post on social media you think we should share, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. But, it better be good. Tracy’s post set the bar very high.